{"id":11630,"date":"2011-03-13T12:27:54","date_gmt":"2011-03-13T20:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/?p=11630"},"modified":"2011-03-13T12:32:48","modified_gmt":"2011-03-13T20:32:48","slug":"homemade-spaetzle-can-i-get-pregnant-from-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/homemade-spaetzle-can-i-get-pregnant-from-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Homemade Spaetzle: Can I Get Pregnant From This?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Have you ever tried Spaetzle<\/a>?\u00a0 It’s a German Noodle.\u00a0 I hadn’t\u00a0tried, nor made it, but was curious about it, since it’s so easy and quick to make.\u00a0 And compared to homemade Italian Pasta<\/a>, Spaetzle seemed a cinch.\u00a0 So I made it here and\u00a0I’m not in love.\u00a0 And I hope I’m not pregnant\u00a0—\u00a0Spaetzle’s shapes scare me, and its taste is just okay.\u00a0 Who makes it the best?<\/p>\n

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The recipe I used is linked here<\/a> — Since I’m breaking up with Spaetzle, this post\u00a0is\u00a0fleeting.<\/p>\n

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Add Salt, Pepper and Nutmeg to Flour, then form a well for a Milk and Egg mixture.<\/p>\n

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Stir Milk and Eggs into the Flour\u00a0to form a smooth, thick Dough.<\/p>\n

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The printed (halved) recipe is shown below and linked\u00a0on the Food Network’s site<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Once the Dough is prepared, it’s\u00a0pressed through a colander into boiling Water.<\/p>\n

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And then you end up with whatever\u00a0happens naturally — Ghosts, sperm,\u00a0baby octopus, etc.<\/p>\n

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What do you think they look like?<\/p>\n

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Cook for about 3 – 4 minutes or until they\u00a0float to the surface.<\/p>\n

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Strain the Spaetzle, then fry in\u00a0Butter until browned and serve with Chives.<\/p>\n

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The final photos turned out blurry, which is just as well.\u00a0\u00a0There was no romance.\u00a0 It’s too heavy.\u00a0 Auf Wiedersehen Spaetzle<\/a>\u00a0 — Maybe we’ll meet again\u00a0in Germany, Austria,\u00a0Switzerland or Hungary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Have you ever tried Spaetzle?\u00a0 It’s a German Noodle.\u00a0 I hadn’t\u00a0tried, nor made it, but was curious about it, since it’s so easy and quick to make.\u00a0 And compared to homemade Italian Pasta, Spaetzle seemed a cinch.\u00a0 So I made it here and\u00a0I’m not in love.\u00a0 And I hope I’m not pregnant\u00a0—\u00a0Spaetzle’s shapes scare me, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,320,1469,50,177,1046,1047,41],"tags":[867,4508,188,606],"yoast_head":"\nHomemade Spaetzle: Can I Get Pregnant From This? - Nibbles of Tidbits, a Food Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/homemade-spaetzle-can-i-get-pregnant-from-this\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"FoodBlog\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/homemade-spaetzle-can-i-get-pregnant-from-this\/\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/homemade-spaetzle-can-i-get-pregnant-from-this\/\",\"name\":\"Homemade Spaetzle: Can I Get Pregnant From This? 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