{"id":21719,"date":"2011-02-19T16:34:28","date_gmt":"2011-02-20T00:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/?p=21719"},"modified":"2011-02-20T01:38:58","modified_gmt":"2011-02-20T09:38:58","slug":"bad-timer-bad-bad-timer-timer-up-for-adoption-to-a-good-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/bad-timer-bad-bad-timer-timer-up-for-adoption-to-a-good-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Timer, Bad Bad Timer &#8212; Timer Up For Adoption To A Good Home."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Timer-2-020.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-21753\" title=\"Truce over Bloody Mary's\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Timer-2-020-449x337.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"449\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Timer-2-020-449x337.jpg 449w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Timer-2-020-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 449px) 100vw, 449px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Timer-2-015.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s funny how adding eyes to something brings it to life.\u00a0 Before putting\u00a0eyes on this timer, I was annoyed by\u00a0it.\u00a0 Not because I burned anything, although it\u00a0happens, but\u00a0because of these things&#8230; It ticks way too loud as it counts down and rings too low (and short) at zero.\u00a0\u00a0It goes TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK, ring.\u00a0 It&#8217;s kind of comical, so I attached eyes and\u00a0like it a little better.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been through too many timers lately.\u00a0 With\u00a0<a title=\"Eyes on a Lemon in a previous post.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2010\/09\/18\/its-post-time-and-theyre-off-project-food-blog-challenge-1-begins\/\" target=\"_blank\">eyes<\/a>\u00a0it can stay a\u00a0bit longer, since\u00a0I&#8217;ll\u00a0feel guilty tossing it &#8212; We made a temporary truce over <a title=\"Did you know that January 1st is Bloody Mary Day? Here's a link to a GOOD Bloody Mary, not the ones pictured.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2011\/02\/20\/one-bloody-mary-breakdown-true-deconstuction-is-in-the-bottle-rind\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bloody Mary&#8217;s<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s funny how adding eyes to something brings it to life.\u00a0 Before putting\u00a0eyes on this timer, I was annoyed by\u00a0it.\u00a0 Not because I burned anything, although it\u00a0happens, but\u00a0because of these things&#8230; It ticks way too loud as it counts down and rings too low (and short) at zero.\u00a0\u00a0It goes TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK, TICK, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,396,1046,1047],"tags":[4491,4447,4490],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Bad Timer, Bad Bad Timer - Timer Up For Adoption To A Good Home. - Nibbles of Tidbits, a Food Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/bad-timer-bad-bad-timer-timer-up-for-adoption-to-a-good-home\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"FoodBlog\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/bad-timer-bad-bad-timer-timer-up-for-adoption-to-a-good-home\/\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/bad-timer-bad-bad-timer-timer-up-for-adoption-to-a-good-home\/\",\"name\":\"Bad Timer, Bad Bad Timer - Timer Up For Adoption To A Good Home. - Nibbles of Tidbits, a Food Blog\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2011-02-20T00:34:28+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2011-02-20T09:38:58+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/#\/schema\/person\/d13703add5ff9ca85c0ddc52a749afd2\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/bad-timer-bad-bad-timer-timer-up-for-adoption-to-a-good-home\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/bad-timer-bad-bad-timer-timer-up-for-adoption-to-a-good-home\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/bad-timer-bad-bad-timer-timer-up-for-adoption-to-a-good-home\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Bad Timer, Bad Bad Timer &#8212; 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