{"id":23866,"date":"2011-05-06T01:02:16","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T08:02:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/?p=23866"},"modified":"2011-05-06T01:56:23","modified_gmt":"2011-05-06T08:56:23","slug":"this-cryin-onion-is-no-longer-a-cover-girl-the-longest-marathon-is-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/this-cryin-onion-is-no-longer-a-cover-girl-the-longest-marathon-is-over\/","title":{"rendered":"This Onion Is No Longer A Cover Girl: The Longest Marathon Is Over."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Onion-Cocktail-Sauce-033.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-23890\" title=\"Cryin' Onion\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Onion-Cocktail-Sauce-033-450x337.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Onion-Cocktail-Sauce-033-450x337.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Onion-Cocktail-Sauce-033-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Although not technically food related, a tie-in was created for expression.\u00a0 This <strong>Cryin&#8217; Onion<\/strong> wants\u00a0the story told.\u00a0 I\u00a0should be embarrassed, but here it goes&#8230; I&#8217;ve been using the same mascara since high school, long enough.\u00a0 It&#8217;s\u00a0Marathon Waterproof Mascara by Cover Girl.\u00a0 Nothing fancy, but it works.\u00a0 I never had\u00a0reason to switch, until now.\u00a0 It&#8217;s been discontinued.\u00a0 And if that&#8217;s not bummer enough, I&#8217;ve been buying it for up to 5-times its original price on Amazon and\u00a0Ebay.\u00a0 I told myself not\u00a0to do it, but\u00a0still thrown off without\u00a0a replacement\u00a0to love, I did.\u00a0 And\u00a0it&#8217;s\u00a0now getting worse, because it&#8217;s no longer available on Amazon and prices are rising on Ebay.\u00a0 Its latest,\u00a0someday expiring seller thanked me,\u00a0yeah I&#8217;d thank me too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Onion-Cocktail-Sauce-046-Copy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-23895\" title=\"Onion Eyes\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Onion-Cocktail-Sauce-046-Copy-450x337.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Onion-Cocktail-Sauce-046-Copy-450x337.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Onion-Cocktail-Sauce-046-Copy-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Onion-Cocktail-Sauce-046-Copy.jpg 1782w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cover Girl suggests a specific replacement, but I wasn&#8217;t impressed\u00a0and now\u00a0truly forced to\u00a0find\u00a0another &#8212; And guess what?\u00a0 It won&#8217;t be by Cover Girl.\u00a0 They may have discontinued it in hopes its users would purchase one of their higher priced mascaras, unsure.\u00a0 I&#8217;m told the decision\u00a0wasn&#8217;t made due to\u00a0lack of sales.\u00a0 Was\u00a0it uncool?\u00a0 Maybe you are CG, because <a title=\"Excellent Onion Dip Recipe\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2010\/12\/16\/several-say-this-is-the-best-onion-dip-in-the-world\/\" target=\"_blank\">Onions<\/a> aren&#8217;t supposed to cry.\u00a0 That&#8217;s not how it goes.\u00a0 Now bring it back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although not technically food related, a tie-in was created for expression.\u00a0 This Cryin&#8217; Onion wants\u00a0the story told.\u00a0 I\u00a0should be embarrassed, but here it goes&#8230; I&#8217;ve been using the same mascara since high school, long enough.\u00a0 It&#8217;s\u00a0Marathon Waterproof Mascara by Cover Girl.\u00a0 Nothing fancy, but it works.\u00a0 I never had\u00a0reason to switch, until now.\u00a0 It&#8217;s been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[460,1,1046,1047,95],"tags":[2190,4540,4541,498,703],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>This Onion Is No Longer A Cover Girl: The Longest Marathon Is Over. - Nibbles of Tidbits, a Food Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/this-cryin-onion-is-no-longer-a-cover-girl-the-longest-marathon-is-over\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"FoodBlog\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/this-cryin-onion-is-no-longer-a-cover-girl-the-longest-marathon-is-over\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/this-cryin-onion-is-no-longer-a-cover-girl-the-longest-marathon-is-over\/\",\"name\":\"This Onion Is No Longer A Cover Girl: The Longest Marathon Is Over. - Nibbles of Tidbits, a Food Blog\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2011-05-06T08:02:16+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2011-05-06T08:56:23+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/#\/schema\/person\/d13703add5ff9ca85c0ddc52a749afd2\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/this-cryin-onion-is-no-longer-a-cover-girl-the-longest-marathon-is-over\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/this-cryin-onion-is-no-longer-a-cover-girl-the-longest-marathon-is-over\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/this-cryin-onion-is-no-longer-a-cover-girl-the-longest-marathon-is-over\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"This Onion Is No Longer A Cover Girl: The Longest Marathon Is Over.\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/#website\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/\",\"name\":\"Nibbles of Tidbits, a Food Blog\",\"description\":\"The GOOD, the BAD &amp; 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