{"id":34542,"date":"2012-02-25T00:58:20","date_gmt":"2012-02-25T08:58:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/?p=34542"},"modified":"2012-02-25T00:58:20","modified_gmt":"2012-02-25T08:58:20","slug":"a-taste-of-the-funny-ever-have-wasabi-nose-or-grapefruit-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/a-taste-of-the-funny-ever-have-wasabi-nose-or-grapefruit-eye\/","title":{"rendered":"A Taste Of The Funny: Ever Have Wasabi Nose Or Grapefruit Eye?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Funny-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-34546\" title=\"Food Related Injuries\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Funny-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"333\" height=\"512\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Funny-2.jpg 333w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Funny-2-195x300.jpg 195w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Funny-2-219x337.jpg 219w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While contemplating the next color in Nibbles of Tidbits&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2012\/02\/13\/food-coloring-series-pretty-in-pink-food-perfect-in-february\/\" target=\"_blank\">Food Coloring Series<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/category\/the-funny\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Funny<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/category\/the-bad\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Bad<\/a> will be similarly featured in photographs in between &#8212; Fortunately <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/category\/the-good\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Good<\/a>\u00a0usually prevails here, and we\u00a0laugh at the funny and learn from the bad that happens around FOOD and in life.\u00a0 This\u00a0prelude is a taste of funny that can\u00a0also be bad.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve experienced 7 of the\u00a0<a title=\"Photo Credit\" href=\"http:\/\/pleated-jeans.com\/2011\/02\/25\/food-related-injuries-diagram\/\" target=\"_blank\">Food-Related Injuries<\/a> identified above, most commonly Wasabi Nose.\u00a0 How about you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While contemplating the next color in Nibbles of Tidbits&#8217; Food Coloring Series, The Funny and The Bad will be similarly featured in photographs in between &#8212; Fortunately The Good\u00a0usually prevails here, and we\u00a0laugh at the funny and learn from the bad that happens around FOOD and in life.\u00a0 This\u00a0prelude is a taste of funny that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[131,402,460,1024,1,2655,1046,1047,95],"tags":[4688,4753,4172,4349],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>A Taste Of The Funny: Ever Have Wasabi Nose Or Grapefruit Eye? 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