{"id":39157,"date":"2012-08-10T02:30:01","date_gmt":"2012-08-10T09:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/?p=39157"},"modified":"2012-08-10T02:32:18","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T09:32:18","slug":"oh-crap-what-am-i-gonna-do-yeeeah-everything-tastes-great","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/oh-crap-what-am-i-gonna-do-yeeeah-everything-tastes-great\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Crap, What Am I Gonna Do? Yeeeah, Everything Tastes Great!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Funny-Food-33.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-39158\" style=\"border: black 1px solid;\" title=\"Funny Food Moment\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Funny-Food-33-426x337.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"426\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Funny-Food-33-426x337.jpg 426w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Funny-Food-33-300x237.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/Funny-Food-33.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 426px) 100vw, 426px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been in this situation and it&#8217;s tricky &#8212; It happened most prominently in Denmark during an authentic Danish meal with relatives. Open-faced <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=danish+food&amp;hl=en&amp;prmd=imvnse&amp;tbm=isch&amp;tbo=u&amp;source=univ&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=pMQkUPGyJIaTqQHe1IC4Cw&amp;sqi=2&amp;ved=0CFgQsAQ&amp;biw=1007&amp;bih=677#hl=en&amp;tbm=isch&amp;sa=1&amp;q=danish+sandwiches&amp;oq=danish+sandwiches&amp;gs_l=img.3..0j0i24j0i5i24l2.854182.862647.0.863746.10.10.0.0.0.0.249.1310.0j9j1.10.0...0.0...1c.Q4i_ddj_coI&amp;bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&amp;fp=b86cc13b587c13fc&amp;biw=1007&amp;bih=677\" target=\"_blank\">Danish Sandwiches<\/a> were served with Dill Schnapps the morning after a wild Whiskey night in Denmark.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t even like Whiskey, but it was our first night.\u00a0 Still feeling it,\u00a0I\u00a0was afraid of the beautifully rich <a title=\"Danish Sandwiches\" href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=danish+food&amp;hl=en&amp;prmd=imvnse&amp;tbm=isch&amp;tbo=u&amp;source=univ&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=pMQkUPGyJIaTqQHe1IC4Cw&amp;sqi=2&amp;ved=0CFgQsAQ&amp;biw=1007&amp;bih=677#hl=en&amp;tbm=isch&amp;sa=1&amp;q=danish+sandwiches&amp;oq=danish+sandwiches&amp;gs_l=img.3..0j0i24j0i5i24l2.854182.862647.0.863746.10.10.0.0.0.0.249.1310.0j9j1.10.0...0.0...1c.Q4i_ddj_coI&amp;bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&amp;fp=b86cc13b587c13fc&amp;biw=1007&amp;bih=677\" target=\"_blank\">Sandwiches<\/a> that would&#8217;ve been appreciated a different day, and I didn&#8217;t want to ruin this day so I just ate and swallowed &#8217;em slowly.\u00a0 Yes, they&#8217;re great, thanks!\u00a0 I hope my aunt and uncle\u00a0don&#8217;t read this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been in this situation and it&#8217;s tricky &#8212; It happened most prominently in Denmark during an authentic Danish meal with relatives. Open-faced Danish Sandwiches were served with Dill Schnapps the morning after a wild Whiskey night in Denmark.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t even like Whiskey, but it was our first night.\u00a0 Still feeling it,\u00a0I\u00a0was afraid of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[460,1024,1,320,439,1046,1047,95],"tags":[4491,3993,1085,4758,4172,523,4349],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Oh Crap, What Am I Gonna Do? 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