{"id":44067,"date":"2013-05-09T22:53:22","date_gmt":"2013-05-10T05:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/?p=44067"},"modified":"2013-05-09T22:53:24","modified_gmt":"2013-05-10T05:53:24","slug":"bagels-lox-cream-cheese-for-breakfast-matt-is-that-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/bagels-lox-cream-cheese-for-breakfast-matt-is-that-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Bagels, Lox &#038; Cream Cheese For Breakfast: Matt Is That You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2013\/05\/09\/bagels-lox-cream-cheese-for-breakfast-matt-is-that-you\/funny-food-59\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-44068\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-44068\" alt=\"Bagel &amp; Lox Face\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Funny-Food-59-396x337.jpg\" width=\"396\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Funny-Food-59-396x337.jpg 396w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Funny-Food-59-300x254.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Funny-Food-59.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 396px) 100vw, 396px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bagels, Lox,\u00a0Cream Cheese and the usual accompaniments, Onions, Tomatoes, Capers, Baby Greens and\u00a0tactically scored Cheese for\u00a0teeth, could <a title=\"Photo Credit and Creative Breakfast Ideas\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kidskubby.com\/creative-breakfast-ideas-for-kids\/\" target=\"_blank\">start your day off with a laugh<\/a>\u00a0&#8212; Der.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bagels, Lox,\u00a0Cream Cheese and the usual accompaniments, Onions, Tomatoes, Capers, Baby Greens and\u00a0tactically scored Cheese for\u00a0teeth, could start your day off with a laugh\u00a0&#8212; Der.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1203,1426,176,1,153,754,50,439,1047],"tags":[5049,5051,976,980,4758,3965,5050,4338,5052,3124],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Bagels, Lox &amp; Cream Cheese For Breakfast: Matt Is That You? 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