{"id":44439,"date":"2013-05-30T00:55:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T07:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/?p=44439"},"modified":"2013-05-30T00:55:00","modified_gmt":"2013-05-30T07:55:00","slug":"microwave-egg-poacher-a-bad-end-to-national-egg-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/microwave-egg-poacher-a-bad-end-to-national-egg-month\/","title":{"rendered":"Microwave Egg Poacher: A Bad End To National Egg Month."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2013\/05\/30\/microwave-egg-poacher-a-bad-end-to-national-egg-month\/matt-fish-013\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-44445\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-44445\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" alt=\"Egg Poacher\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-013-450x337.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-013-450x337.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-013-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yes, it&#8217;s <a title=\"National Hamburger Month\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2013\/05\/28\/cupcakes-on-national-hamburger-day-in-national-hamburger-month\/\" target=\"_blank\">also<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thenibble.com\/fun\/more\/facts\/holidays-may.asp\" target=\"_blank\">National Egg Month<\/a> &#8212; There seems to be a day or month for every food.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2013\/05\/30\/microwave-egg-poacher-a-bad-end-to-national-egg-month\/matt-fish-019\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-44446\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-44446\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" alt=\"EP 1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-019-450x337.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-019-450x337.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-019-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I bought this <strong>Microwave Egg Poacher<\/strong> because it was under $2.00, but PEEEE. UUUU.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2013\/05\/30\/microwave-egg-poacher-a-bad-end-to-national-egg-month\/matt-fish-036\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-44447\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-44447\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" alt=\"EP 2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-036-450x337.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-036-450x337.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-036-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It stunk up the house while cooking and\u00a0just plain stinks in all ways.\u00a0 When the lid\/top is fully open, it tilts the bottom\/base causing some of the raw Egg to fall out &#8212; Not good.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2013\/05\/30\/microwave-egg-poacher-a-bad-end-to-national-egg-month\/matt-fish-006\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-44448\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-44448\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" alt=\"EP 3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-006-450x337.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-006-450x337.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-006-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The result was an Egg horror film, hahaha &#8212; I was literally frightened by how they looked.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2013\/05\/30\/microwave-egg-poacher-a-bad-end-to-national-egg-month\/matt-fish-002\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-44449\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-44449\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" alt=\"EP 4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-002-450x337.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-002-450x337.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-002-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Yolk was desperately trying to get away and\/or cooked to hell &#8212;\u00a0A stinky, scary situation!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2013\/05\/30\/microwave-egg-poacher-a-bad-end-to-national-egg-month\/matt-fish-032\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-44450\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-44450\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" alt=\"EP 5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-032-450x337.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-032-450x337.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-032-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Didn&#8217;t\u00a0even want to taste it, so all went into the trash &#8212;\u00a0Eyes were reserved for transplant onto other food.\u00a0 They were added to improve its look and for a redeeming feature\u00a0chuckle.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2013\/05\/30\/microwave-egg-poacher-a-bad-end-to-national-egg-month\/matt-fish-038\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-44451\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-44451\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" alt=\"EP 6\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-038-450x337.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-038-450x337.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Matt-Fish-038-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">As a better replacement, I was hoping to find an Eclair on top of the trash.\u00a0 I&#8217;d eat it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s also National Egg Month &#8212; There seems to be a day or month for every food. I bought this Microwave Egg Poacher because it was under $2.00, but PEEEE. UUUU. 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