{"id":47682,"date":"2014-06-03T11:49:01","date_gmt":"2014-06-03T18:49:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/?p=47682"},"modified":"2014-06-03T11:49:06","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T18:49:06","slug":"for-the-record-husbands-how-not-to-peel-and-boil-potatoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/for-the-record-husbands-how-not-to-peel-and-boil-potatoes\/","title":{"rendered":"For The Record Husbands: How Not To Peel And Boil Potatoes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/2014\/06\/03\/for-the-record-husbands-how-not-to-peel-and-boil-potatoes\/img_160616709807638\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-47683\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-47683\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" alt=\"Funny Potatoes\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_160616709807638.jpeg\" width=\"450\" height=\"647\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_160616709807638.jpeg 450w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_160616709807638-208x300.jpeg 208w, http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_160616709807638-234x337.jpeg 234w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well&#8230; I wouldn&#8217;t yell at my husband if he did <a title=\"Photo Origin Links\" href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=half+peeled+potatoes+joke&amp;rlz=1T4WQIB_enUS550US550&amp;tbm=isch&amp;tbo=u&amp;source=univ&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=phaOU7j8FY_yoAT284Eo&amp;ved=0CCEQsAQ&amp;biw=1440&amp;bih=698#facrc=_&amp;imgdii=_&amp;imgrc=phvwYJM-m0pfDM%253A%3B0ncxhfxf8vTsWM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.dumpaday.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2013%252F09%252Fa-so-my-husband-asked-if-he-could-help-cook-I-said-sure-can-you-peal-half-the-potatos-and-put-them-on-to-boil-he-said-sure.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.dumpaday.com%252Frandom-pictures%252Ffunny-pictures%252Fmondays-funny-picture-dump-124-pics%252F%3B620%3B761\" target=\"_blank\">this<\/a> &#8212; I&#8217;d just make fun of him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230; I wouldn&#8217;t yell at my husband if he did this &#8212; I&#8217;d just make fun of him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[460,1,2119,1046,1047,95],"tags":[1594,4758,5219,2117,1588,96],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>For The Record Husbands: How Not To Peel And Boil Potatoes. - Nibbles of Tidbits, a Food Blog<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/for-the-record-husbands-how-not-to-peel-and-boil-potatoes\/\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"FoodBlog\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/for-the-record-husbands-how-not-to-peel-and-boil-potatoes\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/for-the-record-husbands-how-not-to-peel-and-boil-potatoes\/\",\"name\":\"For The Record Husbands: How Not To Peel And Boil Potatoes. - Nibbles of Tidbits, a Food Blog\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2014-06-03T18:49:01+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2014-06-03T18:49:06+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/#\/schema\/person\/d13703add5ff9ca85c0ddc52a749afd2\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/for-the-record-husbands-how-not-to-peel-and-boil-potatoes\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/for-the-record-husbands-how-not-to-peel-and-boil-potatoes\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/for-the-record-husbands-how-not-to-peel-and-boil-potatoes\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"For The Record Husbands: How Not To Peel And Boil Potatoes.\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/#website\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/www.ineedtext.com\/FoodBlog\/\",\"name\":\"Nibbles of Tidbits, a Food Blog\",\"description\":\"The GOOD, the BAD &amp; 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